Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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