I hope mine doesn't look like that
that's an acceptable place to lick
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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