your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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