He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
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