He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I'm both gender and math confused
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