Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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