also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Randomize
