whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
COCAINE IS GR8
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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