Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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