My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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