I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
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