even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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