these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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