you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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