I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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