We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
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