how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Panties = found
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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