ya dads aren't the best wingmen
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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