thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
She needs sedatives and a leash
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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