put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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