I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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