? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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