she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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