Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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