Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
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