either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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