don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
How naked do you want me to be?
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