Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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