So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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