I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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