chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
