wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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