lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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