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I don't think brook has ever known best
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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