Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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