TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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