Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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