just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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