So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
The ass gains better be worth it
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