I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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