She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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