So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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