Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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