don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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