Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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