bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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