I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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