toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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