do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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