did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
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