Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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